She won't count sheep 'cuz she scared of sheep!! Okay, well, just count!
The mental gymnastics should have won me a gold medal.
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Kaelyn Turner
Mar 6, 20239 min read
It's giving British Britney.
Antibiotics and Germs and the Apocalypse, oh my!
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Kaelyn Turner
Nov 10, 20227 min read
Chihuahua Mode: ENGAGE Part 2 Rated R: Language
[I'm SO ANNOYED that when I typed those chapter titles in all caps, my brain said that is not proper MLA format ...]
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Kaelyn Turner
Nov 1, 20229 min read
sonofa gott dog. rated PG13: language
My FreeStyle Libre experience!
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Kaelyn Turner
Oct 3, 20225 min read
Twist some panties in a bunch.
Let's get clear on the difference between ENERGY and STIMULATION.
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Kaelyn Turner
Aug 22, 202211 min read
There's an oil for that.
Oh boy Mickey Mouse. It's been a hot minute. Me life has been eventful. We were in a wedding. Then went on a small vacation. Husband got...
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Kaelyn Turner
Jul 18, 20218 min read
But did you die? Part 2.
Bugs & Drugs. Matching drugs to bugs. A grand, tall soap box.
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Kaelyn Turner
Jun 9, 20217 min read
Welcome to the Jungle.
this list could never ever be all-inclusive, because you humans are innovative and creative and y'all come up with new stuff all the time...
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Kaelyn Turner
May 16, 202110 min read
But, did you die? Part 1.
Hi. My little dog Pepper pooped in my car this morning while I was driving her and her sister to their haircuts. Thanks to that and...
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Kaelyn Turner
Mar 3, 202111 min read
Back to regular programming.
You go to New Orleans for your bachelorette party or Mardi Gras and you're gonna be living first in that 6-7 zone...
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Kaelyn Turner
Nov 3, 20208 min read
Good, grief Charlie Brown.
Ah, nostalgia - a dying joy in 2020.
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Kaelyn Turner
Sep 4, 202011 min read
LaCroix isn't actually gross. It's just your brain.
These scientists birthed some more genetically modified rats. GMO rats. Yum.
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Kaelyn Turner
Aug 23, 20208 min read
TMI. Season 1 Episode 1: 2020.
But here I am, one more hair ball, clogging up the drain. Happy to be here!
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Kaelyn Turner
Aug 19, 20207 min read
That's why there's corn in your poop.
Cauliflower. Is a carb? Yes, and it may hate you. You already know if it hates you if you have bubble gut every time you eat it.
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Kaelyn Turner
Aug 18, 20206 min read
The Post that Turned the Light On: COVID CE
Original Publication Date: July 16, 2020: "Today, I listened to a live continuing education seminar hosted by UL CNE, with speakers Drs....
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